PERFORMANCES:
May 14 - 31, 2026

TICKETS:
Advance Tickets: $20
At the Door: $22 Adult / $20 Seniors & Military / $18 Students

Auditions

TBA

Synopsis

Recent college graduate Bridget is moving in with her grandmother for a relaxing summer before she heads to law school. However, when she discovers that her grandma is running an illegal business selling handmade “naughty knickers” especially made for seniors, relaxation is out the window. Will grandma get arrested - or worse, evicted!

Setting

Contemporary

Cast & Crew

• Director: Jane Petersen
• Producer: Jim DeFelice

• SYLVIA CHARLES - In her early eighties, living like she’s in her early twenties. The mastermind behind Saucy Slips, Etc., and the proud tenant of a rent controlled apartment.
• VERA WALTERS - Sylvia’s aged accomplice: equipped with two hearing aids and a collapsible walker.
• BRIDGET CHARLES - Sylvia’s unsuspecting, 20-something, soon-to-be-law-student granddaughter.
• TOM O’GRADY - The newest cop on the force, happily assigned the beat where Sylvia’s apartment is.
• GIL SCHMIDT - The landlord, overly eager to rid himself of his aged tenants. 60s.
• HEATHER VAN PREE - Employee of Saucy Lips, looking for better opportunities, a modeling career, or just her boxes
• CLAIR - The big client. Mid 60s.
• VOICE - The man at the front desk. Slightly bored and always sarcastic.
• UPS MAN - Cute and a little lonely.
• OTHER UPS MAN - The strong and silent type.

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