Dana Bolton -- Don
Paul Smart -- Dad, PA Voice
Meesh Hays -- Mom, Drunk Lady
Melissa Sklodoski -- Sis
Mark DiNovo -- Bob, Uncle Phil, Grandpa, Civil War Guy
Lee Herrington -- Joe Hoefingers, Jack Singer, Amish Guy, Fred
Jonathan Fletcher -- Fruit Cart Guy, Cart Chaser, Wayne, Museum Assistant
Rae Fuller Kostal -- Hotel Clerk, Fruit Cart Gal (non-speaking), Amish Gal, Jamie, Aunt Phyllis
Sandy Steffen -- Judy, Grandma, Jessie, Shopping Lady

Crew

Glenn Farr -- Director
Linda DuRant -- Producer
TBA -- Technical Director
TBA -- Stage Manager